Can you imagine the Rams, Patriots, Steelers, Packers or any real professional football team salivating over the chance to go up against the Jones family front office, once, twice or every other, three or four years? The Jones family front office, where the aptitude test is a DNA swab. Now you throw Mike McCarthy in the soup. Spanky and Our Gang gonna cook up a football team. If Jerry Jones wasn't the chef, I'd give 'em half a shot.