Star Blog Dallas Cowboys At Seattle Seahawks: 5 Bold Predictions Published 1 year ago on August 25, 2016 By RJ Ochoa Share Tweet I was 19 years old. Off at college. Living in my own apartment. I knew it all. I decided that, since I had my own apartment and all, I ought to cook myself a meal. Pretty normal thing, right? Not for 19-year-old RJ Ochoa. I called my Mom, told her I wanted to make some pasta, and asked for help. I may have known it all, but that included knowing that Mom is actually the one who knows it all. She told me what to buy and gave me a rundown on the process. Leggo. So I’ve got the noodles boiling, right? I’m dancing around the kitchen. I think I’m Bobby Flay up in this business, tossing around spoons and sliding all over the floor like Joel Goodsen in Risky Business. The final thing for me to tackle, remember that I’m literally making the most basic thing possible in pasta, is the sauce. My Mom had said to throw some of it in a bowl, toss it in the microwave (“Put a paper towel over it son. Don’t make a mess.” she said), and sit back in admiration. I’m a pretty smart cat so I followed those instructions and thought I was in business. A minute and a half or so after I set my sauce up to get all nice and warm, I opened the microwave and THE BOWL HAD VANISHED! I was stunned. I was freaked out. I had no idea where the bowl, and residually the sauce, had gone! All that was left was the paper towel my Mom insisted on. How… In an effort to calm myself I said that my roommate must have pulled a brilliant trick on me while I’d run to my room mid-microwaving. So I did it again and stood guard. Nobody was going to take my sauce! THE BOWL VANISHED AGAIN AND I LEGITIMATELY THOUGHT THERE WAS A DOOR TO NARNIA BEHIND MY MICROWAVE WHERE SOMEONE WAS STEALING MY ALFREDO SAUCE! It turns out that you’re not supposed to put styrofoam in the microwave. Good one, RJ. What’s the lesson to be learned here? Sometimes being bold is really dumb if you have no idea what you’re doing. That’s why my Mom told me to put a paper towel over the sauce. I had no clue what I was doing. I was going to destroy this meal. If we’re being totally honest I could have started a fire or something, but instead I was worried about Narnia (I legitimately thought that). The Dallas Cowboys have spent a lot of time getting prepared for the 2016 season. Tonight’s preseason game against the Seattle Seahawks will serve as the dress rehearsal for that occasion. They’ve “put paper towels” over this whole thing by making sure that recently concussed Dez Bryant and Tyrone Crawford sit the game out. It’s time for them to get bold and make their meal, alfredo sauce and all. It’s time for them to be bold in a smart fashion. Welcome to my 5 Bold Predictions. Let’s roll. Ezekiel Elliott Will Surpass DeMarco Murray’s Performance In Seattle During The 2014 Season October 12th, 2014 was a long time ago. 684 days to be exact. It would be particularly bold to say that Zeke would then have 684 yards against the Seahawks, but I’m smart enough to figure out there’s no Narnia in my microwave so I’m not going to do that. On that early October day, then Dallas Cowboy DeMarco Murray toted the rock 28 times in Seattle, accumulating 115 yards and a touchdown (game-winner for what it’s worth) in the process. You know when you get a new phone and peel off that little plastic film that’s on it? I don’t know why, and neither do you, but that’s one of the best feelings in the world. That’s what it’s going to be like for the members of Cowboys Nation tonight when we see the future of our team in action for the first time. No Dez Bryant will make things interesting, but Zeke is going to justify why the Cowboys’ brain trust exercised the 4th Overall Pick on him tonight. #Vamonos. Dak Prescott Will Do It Again The only thing in the history of the world more stupid than the way I handled pasta for the first time is the preseason performance of Dak Prescott. Word on the street, don’t believe it, is that Cowboys fans have gotten too carried away with Prescott-mania. It’s ok to be excited about Dak Prescott. We told you why last Saturday. It’s completely and totally normal to enjoy the prospect that Dak is and what he could someday be for the Cowboys. That being said, Dak is in for his toughest challenge to date. He’ll be taking on most of the starters for one of the NFL’s most formidable defenses, and he’ll be doing it without his most lethal aerial weapon. If/when Dak does this tonight I am going to lose my mind. You’re going to lose yours. It’s going to be incredible. At Least Five Russell Wilson Commercials Will Air Let the record show that I like Russell Wilson. I really like him. He’s one of my favorite NFL players. You got that, record? Cool. Russell Wilson is probably the most corporate-y athlete in America outside of JJ Watt. This dude has commercials for the Microsoft Surface tablets, Bose headphones, some kind of razors, this, that, the other thing… Russell Wilson is everywhere! I’m all for a dude making a living however he wants, so do you Russ. Do you. But let’s call a spade a spade here and acknowledge that Russell might have more commercials than he does career touchdowns, which is saying something. Whether you’re watching tonight’s game on NFL Network, GamePass, local broadcast… Russell will find you. And he will try to sell you something. Be warned. Rico Gathers Will Out-Jimmy Graham The Actual Jimmy Graham Did you know that Antonio Gates played basketball in college and that helps him as a tight end? How about Jimmy Graham? Julius Thomas? Rico Gathers? WHEN DOES IT END? The Baylor Baller (um hello epic nickname) turned Dallas Cowboys Tight End Rico Gathers hasn’t really impressed this preseason period. There are many (more like dozens) of us who were actually afraid that Rico would never make it to the Dallas practice squad (he might not) if he doesn’t make the Final 53-man Roster. Here’s the deal. Rico Gathers wears #80. Jimmy Graham used to wear #80 back when he was good and before the Seahawks broke him. In this game the Seattle loyalists are going to see the player that they thought they were getting when they traded for Graham. Except he’ll be wearing a Star on his hat. Call it the “Rule of #80” if you want. Because it’s happening. Boo-ya. The Cowboys Will Run A Surprise Onside Kick Shockingly, we haven’t heard a whole lot about the NFL moving the touchback mark to the 25-yard line in the first two preseason broadcasts. This fascinates me. There are an innumerable amount of ways that this could come into play in an NFL game, I even hypothesized some of them with Inside The Pylon’s Chuck Zodda a few weeks back on the RJOShow. The third preseason game is the dress rehearsal. We all know that. It’s the time where you can really gauge your team in legitimate situations, all before doing it for real a few weeks from now. I’m not saying the Cowboys should come out and test every trick in the book, but if they’re planning on getting creative with the advantages this rule change could provide at any point in the season… now is the time to see it in action. Warm up the boot, Bailey. Let’s have some fun. What are your Bold Predictions for tonight’s Cowboys/Seahawks game? Let us know! Comment below, Email me at RJ@RJOchoaShow.com, or Tweet to me at @RJOchoa! Tell us what you think about “Dallas Cowboys At Seattle Seahawks: 5 Bold Predictions” in the comments below. You can also email me at RJ.Ochoa@SlantSports.com, or Tweet to me at @RJOchoa! ADVERTISEMENT Related Topics:2016 Week P3Bold PredictionsDak PrescottEzekiel ElliottRico GathersRussell Wilson Up Next RJOShow Episode 32: Reacting To The Dallas Cowboys Preseason Loss In Seattle Don't Miss Tweet Break: Dallas Cowboys Move into The Star RJ Ochoa I like long walks on the beach, mystery novels, no just kidding those suck. The Dallas Cowboys were put on this earth for us all to love and appreciate. I do that 24/7/365. I also love chicken parmesan. Let’s roll. @RJOchoa if you wanna shout! Advertisement You may like Is 3-3 Without Ezekiel Elliott A Win For Dallas? Should Cowboys Be Concerned About Ezekiel Elliott Long-Term? Film Room: How Dak Prescott Beat The Giants’ Blitz QB Dak Prescott Must Overcome Giants-Struggles Cowboys’ TE Position Hurting Offensive Production? Dallas Cowboys: Could Thursday’s Win Spark A Run? 1 Comment John Williams Hoping to see them throw the ball to Gathers this week. But, I could understand if they keep him quiet to get him on the practice squad. Star Blog Think Jason Garrett is a Robot? FOX Sports Agrees Published 2 days ago on December 15, 2017 By Jess Haynie Cowboys fans have often complained that head coach Jason Garrett is too robotic in his demeanor, media answers, and constant clapping. Yesterday, with most of the country feeling Star Wars fever, FOX Sports tapped into the zeitgeist while also taking a little jab at Garrett’s robot reputation. FOX Sports released photographs of several NFL personalities as Star Wars character. Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady were Jedis. Bill Belichick, surprise-surprise, was a the evil Emperor. Garrett… well…. FOX Sports: NFL on Twitter @AaronRodgers12 @CameronNewton @Panthers @Patriots Jason Garrett is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. From 2016 Coach of the Year to punchline, Garrett’s reputation has certainly taken a big swing this season. Things are so bad, they couldn’t give him a C-3PO with matching arms. Oh, the indignity. Of course, this is all in good fun. Garrett has 12 and 13-win seasons in two of the last three years. 2017 could’ve been very different if not for Ezekiel Elliott‘s legal issues and Sean Lee’s injury. And even now, there’s still a chance the Cowboys can sneak back into the playoffs. Yes, Jason is repetitive. And yes, he’s no Bill Parcells behind a microphone. But could they at least have made him R2-D2? At least FOX Sports didn’t make him Jar Jar Binks. That should go to Roger Goodell. Just for fun, what other Star Wars characters would you compare Cowboys players and other staff members to? Maybe Sean Lee as Boba Fett, hunting down targets in the open field? Or maybe Cole Beasley as Luke, since they’re both a little short to be Stormtroopers. Have any other good Cowboys/Star Wars comparisons? Share them in the comments! ADVERTISEMENT Continue Reading Star Blog Cowboys en Español: ¿Combinaciones Para Playoffs?, ¿Juego Trampa vs Raiders? Published 3 days ago on December 15, 2017 By Mauricio Rodriguez Es increíble pensar que ya estamos en la semana 15 de la NFL. Más increíble aún, los Dallas Cowboys que se fueron 13-3 con el sembrado #1 de la NFC hace un año, ahorita cuentan con un récord de 7-6 y unas esperanzas de pasar a playoffs muy, muy pequeñas. El domingo pasado, a pesar de llevarse la victoria en el campo contra los New York Giants, los Cowboys no recibieron la ayuda que necesitaban alrededor de la liga. Pero a pesar de ser pequeñas, las esperanzas siguen vivas. Y este domingo, los aficionados a Dallas no sólo apoyaremos a los Cowboys en el Sunday Night Football, sino también a otros cuantos equipos. Para los Cowboys, ¿cuáles son las combinaciones necesarias? Dallas Cowboys termina la temporada 10-6, ganando los últimos tres partidos. Que los Green Bay Packers pierdan un partido. Que los Detroit Lions pierdan un partido. Que los Atlanta Falcons o los Carolina Panthers pierdan dos partidos. En mi opinión, incluso con Aaron Rodgers volviendo al campo, los Panthers y los Falcons presentan el mayor reto. Y creo, que lo que deberíamos estar apoyando en este momento, es que sean los Falcons los que pierdan dos partidos. ¿Por qué? Porque este domingo, Carolina se enfrentará a Green Bay. Francamente, Panthers es el equipo que más probabilidades tiene de echar a perder el regreso heroico de Rodgers. Panthers también puede vencer a los Falcons en la semana 17. Así que, mientras los Panthers no podrían ayudar perdiendo, creo que más bien nos podrán apoyar ganando. Sin embargo, los resultados de la semana 15 influenciarán mucho a quien apoyaremos como fans de los Cowboys. Por ahora, estos serían los resultados ideales de la semana 15: CHI Bears vencen a DET Lions. CAR Panthers vencen a GB Packers. TB Buccaneers sorprenden a ATL Falcons. Claro, dos de estos resultados parecen muy optimistas, pero todo puede pasar en la NFL y sobre todo con equipos tan inconsistentes como los Lions. Por supuesto que, todo esto no tiene ni sentido si los Cowboys no se van 3-0 en las siguientes tres semanas. El rival más fuerte que le queda a Dallas son los Seattle Seahawks. Con Ezekiel Elliott volviendo esa misma semana, será un duelo increíble en el AT&T Stadium. En mi opinión, será el partido que definirá de que son capaces los Dallas Cowboys del 2017. Pero primero que nada, los Cowboys se tienen que preocupar por un partido que puede resultar siendo un juego “trampa.” Un juego trampa, es cuando un equipo tiene una semana muy importante por venir (Seahawks) y subestima al rival (Raiders) que tiene enfrente dentro de los próximos días. Sobre todo cuando es de visita, estos partidos pueden resultar siendo peligrosos en la NFL y realmente, en todos los niveles de football americano. Oakland Raiders Derek Carr (Photo by Brian Blanco/Getty Images) Y sí, los Raiders han tenido una temporada muy decepcionante en la que ni Derek Carr ni Amari Cooper han sido lo que se esperaba, pero Derek Carr es un QB que puede echarse al equipo a los hombros en cualquier momento. Todos pueden tener una mala temporada, y ese ha sido el caso para el #4 de Oakland. Sin embargo, si los Cowboys mantienen el partido cerrado en el cuarto cuarto, Derek Carr puede demostrar que tan peligroso es. Con jugadores clave como Khalil Mack, que por cierto tendrá una batalla épica con La’el Collins, es un juego que no es tan fácil como parece. Sí, los Raiders tienen un récord de 6-7. ¿Y? Los Cowboys tienen un récord de 7-6. Es mejor, claro. ¿Pero realmente es tan bueno como para pensar que será una victoria fácil? Podemos criticar a Jason Garrett por muchas cosas, pero una de las cosas que no podemos criticarlo, es la motivación que le da a los jugadores. A pesar de muchos reportes acerca de que los jugadores “estaban molestos” con los coaches, definitivamente no han jugado como si se hubieran rendido en su entrenador. No creo que los Cowboys pierdan el domingo. Pero esperemos que no sólo ganen en la noche, sino que obtengan victorias indirectas alrededor de la NFC. Tell me what you think about “Cowboys en Español: ¿Combinaciones Para Playoffs?, ¿Juego Trampa vs Raiders?” in the comments below, or tweet me @PepoR99 and let’s talk football! If you like football and are looking for a Dallas Cowboys show in Spanish, don’t miss my weekly Facebook Live! show, Primero Cowboys! ADVERTISEMENT Continue Reading Star Blog Is 3-3 Without Ezekiel Elliott A Win For Dallas? Published 4 days ago on December 14, 2017 By Kevin Brady Mandatory Credit: Richard Mackson-USA TODAY Sports It’s funny how quickly perception can change in the NFL. A little over two weeks ago, the sky was falling on the Dallas Cowboys. They had just been blown out three straight times, twice at home and twice against direct NFC playoff competitors. Cowboys Nation wanted firings – whether that meant head coach Jason Garrett, Scott Linehan, Rod Marinelli, or all of the above. Dak Prescott couldn’t survive without Ezekiel Elliott, and all of the change made to the defense was beginning to be called a failure by the masses. Fast forward to this week. The Cowboys have now been the deliverers of butt-kickings the last two weeks, and now sit at 7-6 with an outside chance at a playoff spot. And while the team looked like a complete mess without Elliott previously, a win Sunday would put them at 3-3 over the course of the Pro Bowl running back’s suspension. And is that really all that bad? Heading into the suspension, most fans probably would’ve taken 3-3 without Elliott and 8-6 overall. Most fans would’ve though that would put the Cowboys right in the thick of the things in the NFC playoff hunt. And most would’ve assumed we’d be happy with an 8-6 Cowboys team. Unfortunately, 8-6 most likely won’t be good enough in this year’s playoff race. Especially considering the return of Aaron Rodgers and previous losses to both the Green Bay Packers and Atlanta Falcons. Plus, the entire NFC South has been fantastic this season (besides Tampa Bay) and two teams from the West look legit as well. So maybe this just isn’t the Cowboys’ year. But, the success of other teams in the conference shouldn’t cloud our perception of what the Cowboys have done this season if they were to win Sunday night. A win over the Raiders this week would qualify the team’s handling of the Elliott suspension as a “success” of sorts (in terms of on the field, at least) in my opinion. They would have kept themselves alive in a deep NFC playoff race, discovered a legitimate offensive weapon in Rod Smith, maintained a solid rushing attack over the majority of the six games, and allowed for some real growth from their young quarterback Dak Prescott. I know the first three games of the suspension were awful, and a team with the talent of the Cowboys shouldn’t be losing that way three times in a row, or three times in a season at all. But, something should be said about how the team has weathered that storm, and kept themselves above water in this competitive conference. But, of course, the result Sunday night could change all of this if the Cowboys come out and lay an egg in Oakland, effectively ending their season before Zeke even gets back. In that case we will more vividly remember the three horrific losses in which the team was out-coached and embarrassed. But, still those games should be remembered regardless of Sunday’s outcome. So maybe success is a bit of a strong word. This week’s game is not only a huge one in terms of the 2017 playoff race, but also may be an important one for determining what the 2018 Cowboys will look like. ADVERTISEMENT Continue Reading Sportsbook odds for all Dallas Cowboys games Reader Survey Want to help make Inside The Star better? We’re collecting feedback from our readers about the site. It only takes <2 minutes to complete, and can be done from any device. > Take the survey now Don’t worry, your information will not be shared with anyone but me (Bryson T.). Advertisement From Our Partners Inside The Star - Pullover Hoodie $44.95 I Wear My Navy & Silver - Pullover Hoodie $49.95 2017 Cowboys Blitz Post NFL Draft Guide $7.99 $5.00 Advertisement Enjoy 40% commissions on officially licensed products as a FanPrint affiliate. You can even make your own, fully licensed Cowboys and player designs! 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