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Week 8 NFL Game Picks

The NFL world has been a weird place for the last seven weeks.

Peyton Manning is terrible, Andy Dalton is awesome, Devonta Freeman is the hottest running back there is, and the Cowboys new-age triplets are Matt Cassel, Darren McFadden, and Brice Butler. What?

We need to leave this terrible world… specifically the world of the last four months where the Cowboys haven’t put a single thing in the win column.

Come with me as I take you on a ride through the Week 8 NFL games where we get to a whole new world.

Do you trust me? You should.

I can show you the world. A shining, shimmering, splendid NFL world.. When did you last let your heart decide on something like that? I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder, over through what is and what isn’t a catch… on a magic carpet ride through the National Football League!

Thursday Night Football: Miami Dolphins (3-3) At New England Patriots (6-0)

It would appear as if Dan Campbell has been granted at least two wishes as the Miami Dolphins are 2-0 during his tenure as interim coach. To be fair those are against some supposedly professional team called the Titans and a team who’s backup quarterback didn’t even care enough about playing for them that he missed the team flight to the game.

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The Patriots don’t need any wishes because they are too good for them. After a showdown against the division rival Jets they now get an opportunity to strengthen their grip on what feels like their four hundredth AFC East Crown. Too da loo, Dolphins.

Prediction: Dolphins – 17, PATRIOTS – 40

London Game: Detroit Lions (1-6) At Kansas City Chiefs (2-5)

London is going to hate us soon if we keep sending them such terrible games to watch. All they want to do is get into the American game of football, but we continually send them teams that don’t know how to play it.

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The Lions recently fired their offensive coordinator, Joe Lombardi, the grandson of the great Vince Lombardi. The football gods are going to smite them for this heinous crime as the Kansas City Chiefs call the Queen’s Guard to come pick up the Lions after they dispose of them. Cheerio!

Prediction: Lions – 16, CHIEFS – 22

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-4) At Atlanta Falcons (6-1)

You had ONE job, Bucs. I never ask much of you (except to maybe get rid of those terrible uniforms) and you managed to mess up beating Kirk Cousins and the Redskins? FOR SHAME. Vincent Jackson doesn’t even want to play for you anymore!

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The Falcons better not read that and giggle. They barely beat the Zach Mettenberger-led Titans. Add that to the list of their super impressive wins: Eagles (Dude it’s the Eagles), Giants (when Eli blew it), Cowboys (no Romo or Dez), Redskins (at least they did the job), and the Texans (the dunce of the NFL). This will be closer than most people think, but at the end of the day the Bucs will accomplish the one job they definitely know how to… losing football games.

Prediction: Buccaneers – 23, FALCONS – 26

Minnesota Vikings (4-2) At Chicago Bears (2-4)

It’s so disappointing that the Bears are so terrible because this is one of the better division rivalries in football. Nevertheless the Bears are who we thought they were, a Jay Cutler fueled dumpster fire, and the Vikings are finding their 2015 form.

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Stefon Diggs has really surprised some folks this season and I bet he’ll continue this hot streak he’s on as he will easily find a way to ravage the Bears. At least they have the Cubs, right? Oh wait…

Prediction: VIKINGS – 24, Bears – 13

Cincinnati Bengals (6-0) At Pittsburgh Steelers (4-3)

The Bengals earned a lot of “they’re for real”s when they beat the Seattle Seahawks three weeks ago. I’m not here to refute that.

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I’m here to say that these two teams hate each other and that with Big Ben back at their disposal… the Steelers are going to put up one ferocious fight.

This is going to be one of the better games of the weekend. The Steelers are going to ride an emotional high with their fearless leader back under center and, as they have for the better part of the 21st century, they’re going to show the Bengals who’s who in the AFC North.

Prediction: Bengals – 33, STEELERS – 38

Arizona Cardinals (5-2) At Cleveland Browns (2-5)

The Cardinals are awesome and the Browns are the Browns. That’s all the analysis you need. High-five!

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Prediction: CARDINALS – 30, Browns – 13

Tennessee Titans (1-5) At Houston Texans (2-5)

The fact that these two teams are allowed to compete professionally in the NFL should offend you.

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I will say that the Titans have a certain “I don’t completely hate everything about them” quality to their team, but the Texans are so past the point of no return that I wouldn’t be shocked if they replaced their helmets with brown paper bags.

At least Ryan Mallett can sleep in on Sunday, right?

Prediction: TITANS – 22, Texans – 6

San Francisco 49ers (2-5) At St. Louis Rams (3-3)

It’s pretty amazing that the Rams only have one more win than the 49ers, isn’t it? I mean… you think about the two of them and you just think that the Rams are significantly better.

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They will be on Sunday. Colin Kaepernick has completely forgotten how to play quarterback in the NFL and facing the megadeath pass rush from the St. Louis Rams isn’t going to help things. Go Rams.

Prediction: 49ers – 16, RAMS – 24

New York Giants (4-3) At New Orleans Saints (3-4)

How’s this carpet ride going? I can pull over if you need to use the bathroom or want a snack. Just say the word!

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The national media might lay out the red carpet for Odell Beckham Jr. as he travels on down to Louisiana where he spent his collegiate days. They need to make sure and get him some tissues too because OBJ and the Giants are going to be boo-hooing their way back to New York after this game.

That’s right! The Saints are kind of sort of a little bit just maybe the team that we’re used to seeing in the Superdome. Drew Brees has them playing legit football (they beat the Colts as I correctly predicted last week) and the Giants offense is struggling… their offense only put up 13 points against the Cowboys. Yuck.

Who Dat!

Prediction: Giants – 13, SAINTS – 31

San Diego Chargers (2-5) At Baltimore Ravens (1-6)

Not too long ago this would have been a really fun and awesome game of football to watch.

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Now I’m going to watch it through my hands as I try to shield myself from the horror that they’re both putting between 100 yards. Give me the Chargers, but just so I can move on from this mess.

Prediction: CHARGERS – 23, Ravens – 17

New York Jets (4-2) At Oakland Raiders (3-3)

I promised you a whole new world and this is living proof of that.

A game between the Jets and the Raiders is one of the best of the week.

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As much as I like the Jets, I really do I promise Jets fans, I know that Ryan Fitzpatrick’s clock is about to strike midnight and he’s going to turn into a pumpkin or however that story goes.

Even if Ryan balls out, the Raiders are for real! Derek Carr, Latavius Murray, Amari Cooper… my oh my. The Raiders are going to announce themselves as wildcard contenders in this game with a big win over the J-E-T-S.

Just win, baby.

Prediction: Jets – 27, RAIDERS – 30

Seattle Seahawks (3-4) At Dallas Cowboys (2-4)

I know that you patiently scrolled through all of the games just to get to this one. I thank you for that. And I promise you… it was worth it.

The Seahawks are a legit team. You know that.

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They also allowed the San Francisco 49ers (a much less competent offense than the Matt Cassel-led Cowboys) to score 20 points on them last week.

Three out of the last four games (the exception being the Patriots game) the Cowboys have scored 28, 20, and 20. That’s with a multitude of changes at major offensive positions. They can certainly hang 20 on the Legion of Boom.

Not to mention that Russell Wilson has been running for his life this season behind a terrible offensive line. Keep in mind that they’ve been terrible without facing Greg Hardy, Randy Gregory, Tyrone Crawford, DeMarcus Lawrence, and the rest of the fun bunch.

Hold your head high this weekend, Cowboys Nation! We are, much like we did a year ago, taking out the Seattle Seahawks. Commence the celebration NOW!

Prediction: Seahawks – 17, COWBOYS – 23

Sunday Night Football: Green Bay Packers (6-0) At Denver Broncos (6-0)

There will be an unbelievable amount of hype given to this game as the two teams participating are both undefeated. That’s fair.

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What isn’t fair is to compare the Broncos to the Packers. As great as his career has been, Peyton Manning is being completely carried by this Broncos defense. When Aaron Rodgers drops 30 points on them, he’s just not going to be able to compete in that shootout.

The Meltdown in Mile High is on its way.

Prediction: PACKERS – 33, Broncos – 13

Monday Night Football: Indianapolis Colts (3-4) At Carolina Panthers (6-0)

“We have back-to-back number one overall picks squaring off!” will be the theme of the night. Yes, Cam Newton and Andrew Luck will meet. Hooray.

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The Colts are also going to meet an onslaught of criticism when the Panthers push them around in this game. Superman flew all over Philadelphia last week and he’s coming back for part two or whatever they’re calling the new movie against the Colts.

Prediction: Colts – 20, PANTHERS – 34

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Thus concludes our magic carpet ride. I hope it was as enjoyable for you as it was for me. Welcome to A Whole New World!


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Who do you think will win each game in Week 8? Email me your thoughts at roel.ochoa.jr@gmail.com or Tweet to me @rjochoa!

Tell us what you think about “Week 8 NFL Game Picks” in the comments below. You can also email me at RJ.Ochoa@SlantSports.com, or Tweet to me at @RJOchoa!

RJ Ochoa

I like long walks on the beach, mystery novels, no just kidding those suck. The Dallas Cowboys were put on this earth for us all to love and appreciate. I do that 24/7/365. I also love chicken parmesan. Let’s roll.

@RJOchoa if you wanna shout!

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