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I think the entire team decided to take a whole bottle of “lets suck horribly” pills. I could not believe my eyes when I was watching the game. I have never seen a team with that much skill look so much like a junior high football team. I honestly think I could have rushed for 100+ on the Cowboys on Sunday.

By the way, Ol' Rusty Arm's new nickname is Captain Ass Bag. Captain Ass Bag sucked so bad that I really want to assassinate him, but I don't want him to have a quick painless death, I want it to be slow and extremely painful just like it was watching the game. I know the douche bag analyst want to say that Captain Ass Bag wasn't the only problem, well your right, but he was 99% of the problem. I really don't know what to say more about the game. Anyone that saw the game knows it was possibly(absolutely) the worst performance by any professional team in the of the NFL. I think the Lions could have bent the Cowboys over this weekend.

We have the Buc's at home this week. I only pray that some miracle happens between now and then and we don't get embarrassed by Jeff “Skeletor” Garcia. Oh ya by the way, is a fat sack of crap.

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