The otherworldly talent, Micah Parsons, will be taking his talents to the bowling alley in March.
As we all know, the two-time First Team All-Pro can get it done on the football field, but how will his talents help him during a few bowling games?
His bowling game may not matter and there may be ulterior motives during his charity event, which will have a few superstar players in attendance.
The event mentioned is a charity-blowing event for his Lion Heart Foundation, which will take place on March 20th.
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Charity Bowling Event and Recruiting, it is Possible
The charity event will take place in Frisco, Texas, and, as mentioned earlier, it is for the Micah Parsons Lion Heart Foundation.
You may be wondering what this foundation is?
The Lion Heart Foundation supports Families, Youth, and Gold Star Families by providing vital resources, mentorship, and community-driven programs.
They aim to strengthen the bonds that hold families together, empower youth to reach their full potential, and uplift communities through compassion, resilience, and collaboration.
They believe every individual and family deserves the opportunity to thrive and are committed to making that vision a reality for those who need it most.
The bowling event will have several big-name players from the NFL in attendance.
So far, fans and donors can expect to see Myles Garrett, Amari Cooper, Derwin James, KaVontae Turpin, Von Miller, and Osa Odighizuwa.
Of these NFL stars attending, a few names may stick out as having been linked to the Cowboys in some fashion, whether through media outlets or social media.
Myles Garrett is the biggest name mentioned as a trade target of several teams, including the Dallas Cowboys.
Amari Cooper is an unrestricted free agent, and with a new coaching staff, would be the perfect number two receiver opposite of CeeDee Lamb. Fans know this because it came to fruition several years ago.
Osa Odighizuwa, the Cowboys starting defensive tackle and unrestricted free agent, will also be in attendance. Hopefully, this player will be signed to a new contract with the Cowboys in the next few days.
Myles Garrett and Amari Cooper would be dream acquisitions or re-acquisitions for the Cowboys.
Garrett would pair well with Micah Parsons, and, to be honest, how would an offensive game plan be drawn up for these two on the same defense? It would be terrifying to be the quarterback.
Fans know Amari Cooper from his time with the team from 2018 to 2021. In those four years, he was a Pro-Bowler in 2018 and 2019.
Micah Parsons could raise money for his foundation, talk a little strategy with these two men on how to become Cowboys, and let them know how they could help the team.
As we all know, Parsons likes to talk, and he wants to win a Super Bowl in Dallas. Maybe he is tired of waiting around for the front office to make a move, and he’s going to give an assist in that category.
Micah Parsons and Myles Garrett Paired Together
I know it’s a pipe dream to acquire Myles Garrett, but what would it look like?
According to PFF.com, Micah Parsons’s pass rush grade of 91.6 last season was fourth out of 211 edge rushers.
He had 14 sacks, third among edge rushers, and two forced fumbles. His overall grade was 90.6, sixth on the edge rushers list in 2024.
Micah Parsons did all this while being 30th in snaps for edge rushers due to injury.
https://twitter.com/minakimes/status/1892618690853507467Myles Garrett had a great season, as he normally does, and his statistics show it was a great season.
Garrett had a pass rush grade of 92.8, 2nd out of 211 edge rushers.
During the season, he had 14 sacks, was third among edge rushers, and had three forced fumbles. His overall grade was 92.3, which was second among edge rushers.
Myles Garrett had these stats in 2024 while being 14th in snaps for edge rushers.
Putting these two on the same team would be almost unfair, but as a Cowboys fan it would be so fun to watch.
The Lion Heart Foundation will have a great night of fundraising and, hopefully, they will do better than expected.
Hopefully, Micah Parsons does better than expected at bowling and recruiting and, if he does, it could be a win for his foundation and the loyal Dallas Cowboys fans who need a championship.
Go bowling for strikes and new teammates.