The all-time best Cowboys’ player nicknames

Jun 22, 2023
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The all-time best Cowboys’ player nicknames
UNITED STATES - JANUARY 21: Football: Super Bowl XIII, Dallas Cowboys Thomas Hollywood Henderson (56) in action, playing defense vs Pittsburgh Steelers QB Terry Bradshaw (12), Miami, FL 1/21/1979 (Photo by Heinz Kluetmeier/Sports Illustrated via Getty Images) (SetNumber: X23077 TK1)

In the comments from a recent post about retired players a name bubbled up from the past. Thomas “Hollywood” Henderson’s light burned brightly in Dallas. It also burned briefly.

A first round draft pick in 1975, the Austin native played on special teams during the first two seasons. In the third game of the 1977 season against Tampa Bay, Henderson picked off a pass for a 79-yard touchdown return.

It proved to be the game winning score and he added another interception later in the game. At some point he gave himself the “Hollywood” moniker and it stuck.

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His run in Dallas ended in Week 12 of the 1979 season. While the Cowboys were losing to the Redskins, Henderson was mugging for the cameras on the sidelines.

Head Coach Tom Landry benched him for the rest of the season. Henderson had stops in Houston, San Francisco and Miami in 1980 before his drug abuse finally ended his career.

Still, many fans fondly recall “Hollywood” Henderson. The nickname remains one of the most popular still. Here’s a few other favorites of mine, listed here in no particular order.

Michael Irvin – “The Playmaker”

At both the University of Miami and with the Dallas Cowboys Irvin made plays. The bigger the stage, the bigger the play.

And he wasn’t too shy about telling you how good he was at it. He still isn’t to this day.

Michael Irvin, Super Bowl XXVII

His career ending on the Veteran’s Stadium turf in Philadelphia marked the end of the Cowboys’ dynasty run of the 1990s.

But at least we have an archive of all the great plays make by The Playmaker. Not to mention three Lombardi Trophies to go with them.

Roger Staubach – “Captain Comeback”

No lead was safe. And even one second left on the clock was about two seconds too long if you were an opposing defense with Staubach on the field.

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16 Jan 1978 — Dallas Cowboys’ Roger Staubach throwing the football during Super Bowl game against the Denver Broncos in New Orleans. — Image by © Bettmann/CORBIS

The many comebacks and clutch plays rank among the greatest in the NFL. Fortunately for Cowboys’ fans we never got to be on the wrong side of a Staubach miracle.

Randy White – “ The Manster”

It suited him. Half-man, half-monster. He was big, fast, and hard to stop.

Defensive Back Charlie Waters gave White the nickname, saying, “The way Randy Plays he has to be part-man and part-monster.” Opposing offensive lineman would agree.

The only things that stopped him was his age and Jimmy Johnson’s first day at training camp. Not even the Manster could defeat the force of will that was Johnson.

Ed “Too Tall” Jones

I’ll rate this as my all-time favorite. And I get to tell the story of when I met Jones in person, so win-win.

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ANAHEIM, CA – 1985: Defensive lineman Ed “Too Tall” Jones #72 of the Dallas Cowboys during a 1985 NFL game against the Los Angeles Rams at Anaheim Stadium in Anaheim, California. (Photo by Stephen Dunn/Getty Images)

Prior to the start of the 1977 season, Jones did an appearance at a shopping mall in Tyler. I got an autograph from him.

My baby sister got scared to death. Jones was an imposing figure off the field too.

When he saw she was scared of him at first, he was nice enough to pause what he was doing and talk with her.

She warmed up to him and gave him a hug. Cuddy Too-Tall? Yeah, on that day. During the season? Not so much.

Marion “The Barbarian” Barber III

It was a natural nickname, especially the way he ran the football. For six seasons he terrorized defenses to the delight of Cowboys’ fans.

What might have been in that 2007 season, for the Cowboys and Barber, if they’d have beaten the Giants in the Divisional round.

Daryl “Moose” Johnston

How many times did Pat Summerall say “The Moose is on the loose” back in the day. I lost count.

Its safe to say that without “The Moose” Emmitt Smith isn’t the NFL’s all-time leading rusher. And at least one of those Lombardis might not be in the Cowboys’ trophy case.

Rayfield Wright – “Big Cat”

I wasn’t there when this nickname was bestowed. I’m old, but not that old.

But I imagine, given the time period, it went something like this: “Hey, that cat is big!”

It was the 1960s and 70s. You had to be there.

Bob “Bullet” Hayes

If, in Hayes’ prime, you were to hold a race between a fired bullet and Hayes you put your money on Hayes. He was just that fast.

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Shot November 11, 1974 – Dallas Cowboys v. San Francisco / Bob Hayes (22) [ jnpproject ]
The NFL changed the way they played pass defense just because of his arrival in the league. If he got a step on a defender it was game over.

Like Barber in 2007, had the Cowboys been able to get past the Packers and win the 1966 NFL Championship game, it might not have taken Hayes so long to get into the Hall of Fame.

Non-Cowboys Favorites

Some nicknames are just too good not to include, even if the player didn’t wear the Star. Here’s a few of my favorites:

Billy “White Shoes” Johnson, Mean Joe Greene, O.J. Simpson – The Juice, Ken “The Snake” Stabler, and Broadway Joe Namath. Honorable mention to “Frantic” Fran Tarkenton, who spent most of his NFL career running for his life.

Those are mine, what are your favorite Cowboys’ – and non-Cowboys’ – players’ nicknames? Let us know in the comments below.

Richard Paolinelli

Richard Paolinelli

Richard Paolinelli is a sports journalist and author. In addition to his work at InsideTheStar.com, he has a Substack -- Dispatches From A SciFi Scribe – where he discusses numerous topics, including sports in general. He started his newspaper career in 1991 with the Gallup (NM) Independent before going to the Modesto (CA) Bee, Gustine (CA) Press-Standard, and Turlock (CA) Journal -- where he won the 2001 Best Sports Story, in the annual California Newspaper Publishers Association’s Better Newspapers Contest. He then moved to the Merced (CA) Sun-Star, Tracy (CA) Press, Patch and finished his career in 2011 with the San Francisco (CA) Examiner. He has written two Non-Fiction sports books, 11 novels, and has over 30 published short stories.

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DC Boy
DC Boy
Jun 22, 2023 7:12 AM

You left out perhaps the best: “Dandy” Don Merideth.

Richard Paolinelli
Jun 22, 2023 9:14 AM
Reply to  DC Boy

Ouch! Yep, I sure did. Nice catch. I assign myself no points and will run 10 laps around my office in shame.

Jerry M
Jerry M
Jun 22, 2023 2:34 PM
Reply to  DC Boy

Dick “Night Train” Lane, “Broadway” Joe Namath, Dion “Primetime” Sanders. Good article. Were they scared to give Larry Allen a nickname?

Tony Rodriguez
Tony Rodriguez
Jun 22, 2023 1:38 PM

Nothing about my favorite
Eugene “the Hitting Machine ” Lockart
???

Hector Cadena
Hector Cadena
Jun 22, 2023 9:35 AM

My personal all-time favorite running back Gayle Sayers the “Kansas Comet”.

James
James
Jun 22, 2023 9:42 AM

Kenny ” the shark” gant was a special team ace

Raider X
Raider X
Jun 22, 2023 10:11 AM

Old enough to remember most of them but thanks for adding the Snake. Good read

Dan miller
Dan miller
Jun 22, 2023 11:51 AM

Primetime neon deion

Russell Hart
Russell Hart
Jun 23, 2023 5:18 AM

To Tall Jones

Mike
Mike
Jun 23, 2023 2:10 PM

Emmitt smiths nickname was catch 22, but a friend of mine back in 94 called him Houdini in the hole cause he was a disappearing act until it was too late!

Sergio
Sergio
Jun 23, 2023 5:17 PM

Mr. Cowboy – Bob Lilly

Richard Paolinelli
Jun 23, 2023 5:55 PM
Reply to  Sergio

Yep, missed the best one of all, didn’t I? That’ll be another 10 laps, Mr. Paolinelli.

Also forgot my favorite back in the day:

Eugene “The Hitting Machine” Lockhart.

Ron
Ron
Jun 23, 2023 11:56 PM

Chuck “Meathooks” Howley, Walt “Puddin” Garrison, Bob “Mr. Cowboy” Lilly.

Richard Paolinelli
Jun 24, 2023 1:11 PM
Reply to  Ron

I’d never heard Howley’s and Garrison’s before. Thanks for sharing!

Ron
Ron
Jun 23, 2023 11:58 PM

Leon Lett was also referred to as “The Big Cat”.

Alec Cahn
Alec Cahn
Jun 24, 2023 4:08 AM

Hawk Dorsett. Non-Cowboy favorite: Night Train Lane

Manuel Gutierrez
Manuel Gutierrez
Jun 24, 2023 4:45 PM

It burned out quickly because of his behavior. Exceptional talent had Hall of Fame talent but had Hall of Shame behavior

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson
Jun 24, 2023 5:48 PM

The manster Randy White, Roger the dodger and Bullet Bob Hayes. Just now realizing I’m old!

Richard Paolinelli
Jun 24, 2023 1:07 PM

Now you know how I felt when I wrote the article, lol. Still can’t believe I left out Mr. Cowboy himself, Bob Lilly, from the original post. Getting old sucks…

Robert Ward
Robert Ward
Jun 25, 2023 12:39 AM

Too tall

Andrew Unruh
Andrew Unruh
Jun 26, 2023 1:08 AM

Golden Richards middle name was Showers.

Thomas Sims
Thomas Sims
Jun 26, 2023 11:47 AM

Moose

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
Jun 29, 2023 7:42 PM

Roger the dodger, Lance Bambi Alworth, Mr. Cowboy # 1 overall selection of Cowboys, Golden Richards, never mind the brilliance of Tom Landry, flex defense, shot gun formation, The victory offensive line, doomsday defense, Ed “Too Tall Jones”, Harvey too mean Martin.
And it’s Bullet Bob Hayes, “The fastest Human.

Let’s not get into new rules from Cowboys such as Roy Williams Horse collar tackle and Jason Witten no helmet rules. We could go for a while on both topics.

Sergio
Sergio
Jun 30, 2023 9:40 PM
Reply to  USA Cowboy

There’s also the Emmitt Smith rule. Where a player can no longer take his helmet off after a play while still being on the field. One of the worst rules period but nothing is worse then the tuck rule of course.

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